If you're looking to head to the beach, but looking to carry nothing, yet still use a beach towel, you've come to the right place. The Towelkini is a unique and quite odd beach towel that you can wear like a dress... or bikini? It's essentially a regular towel with a hole in the middle for your head, and two holes below that for your legs.
Melding the two essentials for all things beach, no need to carry a cumbersome towel and an easy to lose swimsuit -- here they come as one, materialized as ideal. Keep the baes at bay, have all your haters thrown in the towel when they lay eyes on you in this. Put the OW in towel, make them wish they were the sun of your beach. Follow suit, make this the one piece you get laid on the beach in.